Britney’s Kid

Well, the offspring of the Spears-Federline alliance was brought into the world this past week. Preston Michael Spears Federline (whew!) was born blah…blah…blah…snore. Sorry, I slept through the details the first 4937 times.
When will the international press realise that nobody without a restraining order actually cares what time Spederline’s kid was born, what colour his hair is or what baseball team their obstetrician supports? In fact, the world could do with less information on the king and queen of trailer trash. But that’s just my opinion.

But seeing as I am a fair person, I have decided to cater to all 4 of Britney’s fans by providing an exclusive photograph of the Spederline spawn:

Awww sweet. He has his mother’s smile.

And in related news, it seems the baby’s birth has melted all the tension between Britney and fellow ex-mouseketeer Christina Aguilera. After years of catty attacks on one another, Christina has very suddenly become very friendly towards Brit-Brit, even claiming to be “thrilled” for her “friend”. Upon hearing the news of the birth, she sent a “little present” to mini-Spears.
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