So I'm getting happy to hear that the Chuck Norris wave is dying down. People were starting to take it way too serious. Like my friend Richard and I were quoting some of the famous Chuckisms and a guy next to us was like, "Yeah but serious, do you know that Chuck just got his 8th dan and is the only Westener blah, blah, blah." I got up and hit him with a table. Sprained my wrist in the process. See what the Chuck revival is doing. I'm injured and I didn't even come across the fatal round-house kick.
So now the question remains: will the people making money off the revival (ie Chuck Norris) let the wave run its life and die peacefully or will the industry try and milk it till its dryer than a desert that's been round-house kicked by Chuck himself (see, they have me doing it now). My fear is that just before it dies out completely, we'll see a resurgance of - God forbid - more Chuck Norris movies! Deadly Jungle Massacre 3, Brutal Justice: The Beginning. As a film student, I fear such things greatly. If they do it just right, they'll have a new generation of Chuck supporters which only means one thing: Walker Texas Ranger is back on our screens.
Please just die!