Ok, so I indeed have the smartest producer friend in the entire world. Undoubtedly.

Today, we're sitting in class and I say to her,
"Hey, it's my friend's birthday today."
And she responds,
"Why?"

And then later, to make it worse, we're talking about the difference between having a short girlfriend and having a short boyfriend. She sums it up in this most profound of statements...

"But like, it's different for guys because they're different."

Deep. Real deep.