I am surrounded by strange friends. Honestly. Sometimes I even wonder how I came to be associated with them. But then again, I suppose birds of a feather do flock together.
Anyway, about my friends. They are random. Maybe not as much as me but definitely very random. In fact, this week has been so filled with spontanteous gems of inspiration that they've resulted in a new section on the site. So together with the choruses of angels, glady welcome:

Random blarb of the Week!

And this week's Random Blarb of the Week is:

"So this policeman gets to his home and finds the door locked. Then he opens it."
Awkward silence...
"Then what? Is that it?"
"Yeah."

Sometimes I wonder...