They say the children are our future. I disagree. The children are going to be the death of us. They will grow up mentally unbalanced, immoral, dysfunctional creatures who will turn to evil science and end up destroying the world with giant robots. And it will be all our fault.
Ok, maybe not my fault. Maybe not your fault. But the blame has to be placed somewhere. And I think I found just the place:





"I want lots of grandchildren. Just imagine the wonderful stories I'll be able to tell them about my life. I think I'll be a very cool granny."
-Paris Hilton







"So kids, there was this one time I was shooting a porn video and..." Thank you Paris Hilton for inadvertantly causing the destruction of the entire human race!