Well, I don't know about you but I definitely believe in love at first sight. I experience it the other day. Yes it's true...love has caught me off guard. Who is the lucky lady you ask?
It's the receptionist at my new bank.
Marilese is her name. I walked in and her smile dazzled me like the sight of a hundred rainbows on a sunny day. I think the feeling was mutual coz she looked up at me with that pretty smile and in a soft, caring voice she said, " Good afternoon. How can I help you?"
Now it may seem like an innocent question but I could tell she really was saying, "What are yo up to Friday night coz I wanna know you more baby!"
So I tell her I want to open an account and she directs me to this consultant named Raymond. He's a pretty nice guy. He helped me out with what I need and stuff while I kept glancing over at Marilese trying to catch her attention. But for some reason it wasn't working. Until she came to ask Raymond for some papers. Then the awful truth hit me.
She was in love with Raymond.
I felt betrayed. All m y love and efforts gone to waste because of the idiot sitting in front of me pretending to be my friend. I wanted to fry his guts. Maybe feed him to a lion. My rage almost took control of me when I noticed something else. Raymond was neatly dressed, spoke funny and was kinda cold towards Marilese. My brilliant powers of perception quickly put it all together.
He is gay.
Now that isn't exactly good news. IN fact, that complicates things because now Marilese is lusting after a gay man in the hopes of turning him straight. Now she may never notice how much I care for her.
Sigh.
So I'm going to the bank again today and hoping to see her. see if there's any change. Will keep you posted...
It's the receptionist at my new bank.
Marilese is her name. I walked in and her smile dazzled me like the sight of a hundred rainbows on a sunny day. I think the feeling was mutual coz she looked up at me with that pretty smile and in a soft, caring voice she said, " Good afternoon. How can I help you?"
Now it may seem like an innocent question but I could tell she really was saying, "What are yo up to Friday night coz I wanna know you more baby!"
So I tell her I want to open an account and she directs me to this consultant named Raymond. He's a pretty nice guy. He helped me out with what I need and stuff while I kept glancing over at Marilese trying to catch her attention. But for some reason it wasn't working. Until she came to ask Raymond for some papers. Then the awful truth hit me.
She was in love with Raymond.
I felt betrayed. All m y love and efforts gone to waste because of the idiot sitting in front of me pretending to be my friend. I wanted to fry his guts. Maybe feed him to a lion. My rage almost took control of me when I noticed something else. Raymond was neatly dressed, spoke funny and was kinda cold towards Marilese. My brilliant powers of perception quickly put it all together.
He is gay.
Now that isn't exactly good news. IN fact, that complicates things because now Marilese is lusting after a gay man in the hopes of turning him straight. Now she may never notice how much I care for her.
Sigh.
So I'm going to the bank again today and hoping to see her. see if there's any change. Will keep you posted...
posted by Stuck in 1984 at
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