The Answer.

And literally seconds after I had posted My Thesis on the World, my relentless researching came upon a potential solution to the problem (you might wanna read the post below before you read this).

This past Tuesday, astronomers discovered a planet about 120 trillion miles away (that's kinda close in space terms) that could potentially support life. It's about the same size as earth, may contain liquid water and is close to a star, although the star is smaller, dimmer and cooler than our sun. But it's the first planet they've found outside our solar system that could possibly support life. At the moment, they don't know that much about it and once they know more, they could deem it either hospitable or inhospitable. Duh.

Now, that's all well and good. Whoopee! Considering the fact that this information probably will not affect my life in any critical way. But then an idea sparked in my brain. Follow my thoughts.

So, a few years from now, all the excitement dies and they discover the planet is uninhabitable, as usually happens.

They publish all their findings in their little astronomy books that no one really reads besides astronomers.

But then, an inspired, charismatic and ruthless Hitler-like figure (like me) convinces the world that for its survival, we must eliminate the moron problem.

So then, we put it out on the TV (on moronic channels of course. No moron watches CNBC. I don't think anyone watches CNBC) that they have discovered a habitable planet and are looking to spread the human race there as quick as possible right.

Still following?

So, a little test is created and becomes mandatory for everyone on earth to do. This test would be compiled of questions that on the surface, would seem to be searching for highly intelligent and capable people to start out life on this new planet.

The test would, in reality, be weeding out all the morons on our society.

Once selected, the morons would be told they had all been carefully selected to be the new pioneers of the 21st century. No one would question the mission because they're all morons.

And now for the coup de grace:

We shoot them off to this planet where upon arrival they discover it has average temperatures of -270K and all of them die instantly but painlessly (see, I do have compassion).

On earth we all rejoice and celebrate the guaranteed survival of the human race now that all the morons have gone. Science, technology, politics, and life in general experiences improvements of 2000% now that there are no hinderances and we enter into the Golden Age of humanity.

I think it could work...