OMG! What a nightmare week I’ve just had! Two treatments, two concept submissions and…oh yeah…I’m shooting in three days! It feels like the weight of the world has sunken through my shoulders and is now making an unceremonious exit through my anus. Not a pretty picture, I know. One you will hate me for ever having put in your head, yes but I feel I have gotten my point across.
But I get the feeling things haven’t hit rock bottom yet. You know it’s all over when you become this woman:
“A Chinese businessman has advertised on the Internet for a stand-in mistress to be beaten up by his wife to vent her anger and to protect his real mistress, Chinese media reported on Monday.”
Yes, that’s correct! A woman who found out her husband was having an affair, she insisted on beating up the mistress to vent her anger and now they are looking for a woman to fit the bill.
Crazy?
How about the fact that 10 people responded to the offer! And it pays US$400 for 10 minutes.
Now, I know what it’s like to be a poor student. Matter of fact, I’m on my way now to sell some of my old cds to get money for groceries to avert death by starvation. But would it get to the point where I’m paid to be bitch-slapped?

A good measure of scruples I feel…