Ok, so I have a public eating of words to perform and trust me, it's going to be unpleasant.

So I can remember when Myspace blew up all over the world. Suddenly, the world revolved around Myspace to the extent that it was encroaching on my space (sorry, couldn't help it). I was told by my friends to join the revolution and I was determined to be the adamant voice of reason that would fight against the sudden wave of popularity that was Myspace. I'm generally against all new "it" things. "It" bands, "It" movies, "It" tv shows - all annoy me because so many people are attracted just to be part of the "It" crowd. I'll admit that a couple of these "It" phenomena have sucked me in: God bless the OC!
But anyway, for years, I fought the evergrowing threat of Myspace denouncing it as a pure fad that would come and go much like the Chuck Norris resurrection wave of 2006.
Then I saw a number of cool bands on Myspace. I'm talking Interpol, Bloc Party, Juliette and the Licks and I thought to myself, why not. Just for a bit of fun.
So I signed up.

Now there is no bigger advocate of Myspace than yours truly. I take back my words. Myspace is the next level. It's changed my entire world and given me new reason to wake up in the morning. It's affected be to the extent where I plan all my daily routines around Myspace. It's crazy but it feels so right.
So to all the people that I said were just bandwagon jumpers - I apologize. You were right. I was wrong. Myspace is the shit!

Now, go check out my Myspace (or rather myspace?) at www.myspacec.com/outofsyncwiththeworld
And if you haven't joined the revolution yet, take my hand and join me on this wonderful journey into the new world.
May Myspace live forever...