So, I know it's what all of you were waiting for. And I couldn't hold back.

It's time! Ready? Then welcome to...

The Kofi Zwana Awesome Good Times Awards 2005!!!!!

We'd like to thank our sponsors, Coca-Cola for supporting this event. Sigh...I wish. Stupid non-phone-call-returning prats!
And without further adue...the stars of the year 2005 are as follows:

Artist of the Year: Interpol
Song of the Year: Interpol - Evil
Album of the Year: Interpol - Antics
Best New Act: Bloc Party
My favourite album: Something for Kate - Beautiful Sharks
Worst Artist: Britney Spears
Worst Song: Britney Spears - Do something
Movie of the Year: Sin City
Best Actor: Johnny Depp
Best Actress: Scarlett Johansson
My favourite movie: Y Tu Mama Tambien
Worst movie: Boogeyman
Song that I shouldn't have like but I did: Gwen Stefani - Hollaback girl

And finally, my say on the top 10 songs of this year:

Top 10 Songs of 2005

1. Interpol - Evil
2. Shout out louds - The comeback
3.VHS or Beta - Night on Fire
4. Kings of Leon - King of the Rodeo
5. Audioslave - Be yourself
6. Garbage - Run baby run
7. Coldplay - Speed of sound
8. Juliette and the Licks - Got love to kill
9. Queens of the Stone Age - Little sister
10. Gorillaz - Dare

There we have it ladies and gentlemen. Hate it or love it, that's how it is. Leaves me excited with what will come out of 2006. But I'll save the New Year spiel for next week. Good night and good luck...

I know old, fat, lonely men in bright red suits are a cause for concern these days but lets put that all behind us and in one bright, merry, Smurfy voice say:

Merry Christmas to you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's my community spirit thing done for the year. Maybe that's enought to get me back on Santa's good list. Stupid fat prat!

Guess who's back...back again!
I guess the fact that I logged into my blog account with the username and password that only I know and am writing a post filled with lame but subtly clever wit gives it away...
I'm back.
I had a very relaxing time at camp. It was way cool. Like it took 27 hours to get there in the bus and one of our guys got hit in the face with toothpaste and started bleeding. There was sports and other stuff as well of course. But the main lesson I walked away with was never to scoff when someone says, "Look out! He's got toothpaste!"
There's a lesson we could all learn...

So I'm going to be away for a while. But when I come back, there'll be stories, jails (just for Azaliah) and the world famous, Kofi Zwana Awesome Good Times Awards! Curious as to what that is? Then you'll have to wait and see. Muahahahahahaha! Good times man.
I'll see you guys soon.
Adios!

Ahh yes. December. End of the year. Time to reflect upon the year, take stock of what's come and gone, look ahead to the new year. And of course, it's also time for

Kofi's Amazing Song of the Month!!!

Yay!!!!
So, in between Economics exams and stuff, I did manage to find a song that caught my attention. That almost grabbed me by the hair and swung me around in a great husky voice singing, "Why don't you come over here?"
Yes. It can only be one thing.

The Strokes - Juicebox

Yeah, Juicy-juice! Almost outdone by the Friday morning fart song. Those who've seen the video will understand. Those who haven't don't deserve to breathe. Quite frankly, you should all just hold you breath until the screen becomes black. Don't worry, I'll wait.

Kofi's New Workout Plan!

OK, so with Summer Camp and all coming up, I thought to myself, "Hey, you're going to be playing a lot of competitive sports. That's what they do on camp. Your school sport is volleyball, but technically, at my school, that's not a sport. Plus I didn't attend practice all term. Hmmm. I'm going to have to get fit so that I don't look like an aged hippo attempting the New York Marathon." Ok, the real reason is that, with 1500 campers on site, about half of them female, I can't be showcasing my skinny, boney body to them. But in my defence, that has a lot to do with sport since I want to be sporting a brand new super muscular bod for them.

So I started the work out plan. Press-ups, chin-ups, sit-ups, star-jumps and tae kwon do ( I still remember a thing or two Julia).
So it kind of went like this: 4 press-ups and a sore wrist, 2 chin-ups and a sore bicep, 9 sit-ups and a sore stomach, 3 star-jumps and sore legs, and tae kwon do and a broken reading lamp.
That was the first day.

But with my determination set on the final result, I persevered. The next day, I went all out. 10 pressups, 5 chinups, 20 situps, 10 star jumps and 4 songs worth of tae kwon do. That was the second day.

On the third day, I couldn't move. All that pain that I thought I could ignore the first two days, well, it kinda got me back when I wasn't looking.
I tried to stretch but got a cramp in my thigh. So my excercise that day consisted of laying sprawled on the bedroom floor, hoping someone would come to my aid before I died of starvation and dehydration.
I had to get up by myself.

So I tried jogging. The next day, I woke up at 6am, and left the house. Just a couple of blocks to wake up those quads.
4 stupid, Kofi-hungry dogs later, my 100m sprint for safety became the day's excercise. I thought about doing something else but the OC was on.

So, days later, I've gotten nowhere except sore and paranoid about dogs jumping fences. In comparison, I think that Aged Hippo thing wasn't as bad as I made it out to be. It's like a wise man (me!) once said: No pain! NO PAIN!
I'm gonna sit and watch TV. Maybe I'll think about excercising. A bit of mental stimulation. Hmmm...Adam Brody...I mean...wait...um...never mind!

Ok fine! Sue me! So I haven't written in like a month. It's not like my dedication to you keeps the world in motion. (don't worry Julia, it does...I was just kidding. Don't worry).
Naaa, truth is in between exams and super concerts, I didn't hav time to keep tabs on my life let alone the lives of our great celebrity icons. But yeah, I'm back...for this week only coz I'm leaving for Summer Camp on Wednesday and I won'tbe back for a while. But I just wanted to say that I'm still alive and I still think of y'all (Maria!)

Two Timing Touch and Broken Bones!