It's official! The internet is the devil. And it has its eyes on me!

It's like the store Needful Things. It entices you with offers beyond your wildest dreams - instant communication, instant information and of course...porn! And just when you think it can't get any better, it traps you with your worst fear or hate. In my case...it's people.

Most people who know me know that I dislike people somewhat. It's the level of stupidity that they all possess. People in general rub me up the wrong way, much like Luke in Gilmore Girls. And I've had a particularly mean streak for a couple of weeks now so I really have very little tolerance for the human race.

Enter the internet! Instant access and communication together with a mass core of fools and douchebags has yielded horrifying results. Do the names Tagger, Friendster and Hi5 mean anything to you?
Now, I have random people all wanting to "be my friend" and clogging up my e-mail with their stupid pictures, thoughts and stories about their pets. If I want to know you in any way, I will seek you out and make communication. Do not send me stupid e-mails. Today, I get this e-mail from some random girl sending me her photo album on Hi5. I think that perhaps it may be someone I know or that the girl may be really hot. Against my better judgement, I followed the link and it turns out this girl is a proper MINGER!!!!!!!!!!!! And all her friends are mingers too! Like, a friggin' minger community decided to knock on my door and sear my eyes with digital images of their minging faces! Why??????

As a result, I have stayed far away from these networks. I joined Hi5 2 years ago when I was a nieve young child but now I realise the error of my ways. I never reply to messages and only look at friend requests if the girl is hot. I look for a second before deleting the request.

God bless the delete button!