Hello hello.

So yeah, according to the news there was this whole big internet shutdown in like Japan or something and apparently it affected us all the way over here in Africa. Hence, my not writing after I got back from holiday (I went on holiday...awesome I know).
Right there is my argument against the formation of a global village. Think about it friends, how many times are our lives disturbed or brought to a standstill by the morons surrounding us. It's a huge problem that I face everyday and one that up till now is yet to have a cure. However, instead of finding a way to isolate the smart people from the morons, they want to bring us into contact with all the morons of the world! United! The effects are already quite obvious. The internet things was probably some chump who thought that the international web servers needed to be washed and proceeded to drown it in soap and water. Seconds later, communication was brought to a standstill worldwide.
It really scares me. I mean, today for some reason, I was stuck in traffic (think it has to do with the fact that I live in Joburg) and I marvelled at all the imbeciles that are suddenly wiped of all memory of common driving etiquette. One would think that if the traffic was slower, people would drive better. Logic yes? But no...seems the slower people drive, the worse their skills become. Now, that's just in a city of 3 million people, out of which I only come into contact with 20 000 per day. Now with a 1:20 000 ratio, the morons are still able to afflict intense emotional imbalance in my life. What more when the ratio shoots up to 1:6 000 000 000? Madness I say.
Here's an illustration for my point: war has been with us since the first caveman stole his neighbour's mammoth tusk and claimed it was his. That's nothing new yeah? But which people are the most peaceful, non-violent in the world?
Eskimos.
Think about it...have you ever heard of an Eskimo civil war, the Invasion of Alaska? Eskimo terrorists? Igloo bombings?
Why is that? Well, I think it's no coincidence that Eskimos also happen to live solitary lives out in the ice. They hardly ever come into contact with other people. Hence the peace. No morons to aggravate you, no problems.
I tried to get a bill passed on this but my city councillor started talking about "hate speech" and stuff. I don't understand...

Oh yeah...Happy New Year!